"Walking Eagle"

WALKING EAGLE


'Walking Eagle' is the title given to Senator BARACK OBAMA who was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upstate New York .


HE spoke for almost an hour on HIS future plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living, should HE one day become the President. HE referred to his career as a Senator, how he had signed 'YES' for every Indian issue that came to his desk for approval. Although the Senator was vague on the details of his plan, he seemed most enthusiastic about his future ideas for helping his 'red sisters and brothers'.

At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented the Senator with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name - Walking Eagle. The proud Senator then departed in his motorcade, waving to the crowds.

A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they came to select the new name they had given to the Senator.


They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.

McCain's Bad Move

Paris Hilton and Brittany Spears were featured in a recent campaign ad by John McCain. Someone in the McCain camp obviously forgot the large contribution the Hilton's made to McCains endeavor to be our next President.

First is the McShame commercial to refresh your memory and for those not getting all the campaign ads.


This is Paris Hilton's response to John McCain.

See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or Die

Here is the N.B.C interview which followed all this. Obviously the McCain people do not feel inclined to apologized for a moment. The Hilton's may want to call OLD McCAIN up and ask for their donation back.

The Commander in Chief Test - Humor

This is a real hoot! With all the negatives campaigning coming out of the McCain Camp it is nice to take time to laugh a bit.




Now don't you feel better?